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Here's to the bee that stung the bull, that started the bull a'buckin.
Here's to Adam and here's to Eve that started the world a-

Well obviously you know what they started.
Congrats on your soon-to-arrive new addition to the family.

Humor

Instead, just think of it as putting some space between you and your youth.

I hear you added a new rug rat to the rat race

I hear you added a new rug rat to the rat race

No wonder you look so well traveled